The tao of Martha : my year of LIVING, or why I'm never getting all that glitter off of the dog / Jen Lancaster.
Recounts the author's search for domestic bliss as she embraces the word of Martha Stewart and attempts to follow her in all things, from closet organization to stain removal, with laughably disastrous results.
Record details
- ISBN: 9780451417633
- ISBN: 0451417631
- Physical Description: viii, 335 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
- Publisher: New York : New American Library, [2013]
Content descriptions
- Formatted Contents Note:
- 1 Resolved 9 -- 2 Get It Together Already 21 -- 3 Let Us Never Speak of This Again 33 -- 4 Tao of Steak Knives 43 -- 5 Thank You, Easter Bunny, Bawk Bawk! 57 -- 6 New Girl(s) 65 -- 7 My Cat from Hell 77 -- 8 Much Ado About Dirt 87 -- 9 I Never Promised You a Rose Garden 97 -- 10 Zucchini Rich 115 -- 11 I Never Promised You an Organic Garden, Either 127 -- 12 Baby, You're a Firework 135 -- 13 Put a Bird on It 157 -- 14 Ambien Diaries 171 -- 15 Banana Grabber 191 -- 16 My Kingdom for a Crock-Pot 203 -- 17 Every Day Is Halloween 221 -- 18 Trick or Treat! 245 -- 19 Living, Zombie Style 255 -- 20 Gobble, Gobble 269 -- 21 Not Semihomemade 281 -- 22 I'm Aware Now, Damn It 293 -- 23 And Then We Came to the End 315.
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- Subject:
- Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
Stewart, Martha > Influence.
Authors, American > 21st century > Biography.
United States > Social life and customs > 21st century > Humor. - Genre:
- Biographies.
Humor.
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- 15 of 16 copies available at NC Cardinal. (Show)
- 1 of 2 copies available at Onslow County Public Library.
Holds
- 1 current hold with 16 total copies.
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| Location | Call Number / Copy Notes | Barcode | Shelving Location | Status | Due Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jacksonville Main Library | BIO LANCASTER (Text) | 36015000689816 | Adult Biography | Available | - |
| Swansboro Branch Library | BIO LANCASTER (Text) | 36015000902722 | Adult Biography | In transit | - |
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