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Let's pretend this never happened : (a mostly true memoir) / Jenny Lawson.

Summary:

In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband.

Record details

  • ISBN: 0399159010
  • ISBN: 0425261018
  • ISBN: 9780399159015
  • ISBN: 9780425261019
  • Physical Description: 318 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
  • Publisher: New York : G.P. Putnam's Sons, [2012]

Content descriptions

General Note:
"Amy Einhorn books."
Formatted Contents Note:
I was a three-year-old arsonist -- My childhood: David Copperfield meets Guns & Ammo magazine -- Stanley, the magic talking squirrel -- Don't tell your parents -- Jenkins, you motherfucker -- If you need an arm condom, it might be time to reevaluate some of your life choices -- Draw me a fucking dog -- And that's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever -- No one ever taught me couch etiquette -- Just your average engagement story -- It wasn't stew -- Married on the Fourth of July -- There's no place like home -- A series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week -- The dark and disturbing secrets HR doesn't want you to know -- If you see my liver, you've gone too far -- My vagina is fine, thanks for asking -- Phone conversation I had with my husband after I got lost for the eighty thousandth time -- And then I got stabbed in the face by a serial killer -- Thanks for the zombies, Jesus -- Making friends with girls -- I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "great and terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains) -- The psychopath on the other side of the bathroom door -- An open letter to my husband, who is asleep in the next room -- Just to clarify : we don't sleep with goats -- Stabbed by chicken -- It wasn't even my crack -- Honestly, I don't even know where I got that machete : a comic tragedy in three parts days -- I'm going to need an old priest and a young priest -- And that's why you should learn to pick your battles -- Hairless rats : free for kids only -- And then I snuck a dead Cuban alligator on an airplane -- You can't go home again (unless you want to get mauled by wild dogs).
Subject:
Lawson, Jenny, 1973-
Humorists, American > 21st century > Biography.
Journalists > United States > Biography.
Genre:
Autobiographical fiction.
Autobiographies.
Humorous fiction.
Personal narratives.

Available copies

  • 31 of 36 copies available at NC Cardinal. (Show)
  • 1 of 1 copy available at Onslow County Public Library.

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